Imagine, if you will, that Judy Garland played fantasy football. Now imagine that Judy had the foresight to draft Dwayne Bowe. Now imagine, once again, if Judy decided to sing about her adventures in fantasy football. It may go a little something like this:
(To the tune of Somewhere Over the Rainbow)
Somewhere over D-wayne Bowe
Way up high,
Started him every week
Except for his week 4 bye.
Somewhere over D-wayne Bowe
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
3 TD games do come true.
Somewhere over D-wayne Bowe
Opponents cry.
They had the chance to draft him.
Now they can only sigh.
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